?

Log in

buttsexor

Recent Entries

You are viewing the most recent 10 entries

February 27th, 2006

02:48 pm: Stuff I Yelled off the balcony friday night
Me: "COME ON UP HERE, IVE GOT A WHOLE PACK OF TUBESTAKES WITH YOUR NAME ON THEM"
Girl1: *Walks faster*
Me: "Ive got lots of beer too"

Me: "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?"
Girl2: *Ignores and walks on*
Me: "FUCK IT YOU PROBABLY HAVE A YEAST INFECTION ANYWAYS"


*Two hot girls walk by*
Me: "HEY BEAUTIFUL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?"
*One girl turns around*
Me: "NOT YOU"

Me: "I SAY SAKE"
Girl3: "YOU SAY BOMB"

Friend: "PARTY ON WAYNE"
Dumb Girl: "My names not Wayne"

*Drunk guy from the Fraternity across the street trys to parallel park and actually hits two cars*
Me: "Hey, Good Job" *Two big thumbs up*

This one doesnt count as off the balcony, it was at the Japanese bar/resteraunt earlier:
Angry Lady: Excuse me is that your freind in the Womens bathroom
Fraternity President: Yeah sorry, he had way too much to drink, we tryed to get him into the mens bathroom but he wouldnt listen
*Friend stumbles out of the womans bathroom the floor of which is now covered in puke*

01:59 pm: I made a girl cry today. Walking into my dorm I held the door for some girl who could have stood to lose 10 pounds because I was feeling freindly. She didnt say 'thank you', in fact she didnt say anything. She must have failed kindergarten manners or something. So I said "ungrateful bitch" as I walked off and she literally started crying. I'm not even sure why, I mean if your going to be rude dont snivel about it...

December 20th, 2004

07:15 pm: Today in world of Warcraft I was killing a level 17 Kobold Raider. I nearly killed it, when a level 31 Troll Mage attacked me, slaying me. It made me so angry I kicked my dog.

November 27th, 2004

04:10 pm: OMG SO TODAY I WOKE UP TO MY CLOCK RADIO AND IT WAS THIS SONG
Chorus: Soulja Slim]
Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, move it slow motion for me
Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, move it slow motion for me
Uh I like it like that she working that back I don't know how to act
Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, slow motion for me
Move it slow motion for me
Uh I like it like that she working that back I don't know how to act
Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, slow motion for me
Move it slow motion for me

[Verse 1: Soulja Slim]
I'm a dick thrower
Her neck and her back hurting
Cut throat I'll have you like a brand new virgin
It's like when she get used to it then you start serving
Hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jiggy- jerking
Slow down for me you moving to fast
My fingers keep slipping I'm trying to grip that ass
Keep being hard headed and Ima make you get off me
Got human up the skies but my face is a doggy
If you loving my bark let me bury my bone
I got 4 or 5 bad merry bitches at home
One of my bitches feel in love with that outside dick
that outside dick keep them hoes sick

[Chorus]

[Verse 2: Juvenile]
I'ts like I got the world in my palms
Your girl up under my arms
She fucked up from the charm
She love the way the dick stay hard from 12 till early in the morn
Fine bitches if you listening you heard me I'm strong
If you going threw your cycle I ain't with It I'm gone
You must have heard about them hoes that I beat up in my home
They wasn't telling the truth baby you know they was wrong
Na make it official wheres some of that don
I don't mind buying to, your riding to
Don't be asking nigga questions about where I'm driving you
Lil mama my shit together I ain't jiving you
I don't think that nigga could do you better then I could do ya know
And juvenile from courtless street by derby
Same nigga that used to be running with rusty and kirby
Can a playa from the n.o.ya get a chance with it
But I can't bounce with you without using my hands with it

[Chorus: Soulja Slim]
Uh I like it like that she working that back I don't know how to act
Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, slow motion for me
move it slow motion for me
Uh I like it like that she working that back I don't know how to act
Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, slow motion for me
move it slow motion for me

[Verse 3: Soulja Slim]
Slow motion, she open, I'm hoping that she don't leave my dick broken
With brush, burns and swollen
I'm toting she wanted me to make a outer believer
I gurantee ya ima see ya when I see ya
And just don't holla out my name like we was all that
Your pussy throw back and you know that
So stop stunting slow motion for a real nigga
I'm going off that incredible potion and imma deal with ya

[Juvenile]
I like how that victoria secret sit in that ass
Let me pour some more hip and hennsey in your glass
Would I be violating if I grab me a handful
Im knowing what's happening all I want is a sample
Who you wit I'm in the rental today
It's going down and happening and I remember the way
Less money we spend on bullshit the more for the weed
What's it gonna take for you to come slow motion with me

[Chorus 3X: Soulja Slim]
Uh I like it like that she working that back I don't know how to act
Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, slow motion for me
move it slow motion for me
Uh I like it like that she working that back I don't know how to act
Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, slow motion for me
move it slow motion for me

OMG ITS LIKE JUVANILE KNEW TOTALLY WHAT I WAS GOING THREW WHEN HE MADE THAT SONG WTRF BBQ???

November 4th, 2004

11:17 pm: How Jim Poulin got served
Ok so the other day I was sitting around on Kristens screename while drinking a large quantity of boxed wine, when I thought to myself, "Lets IM random people and ask them to cyber!" So I instant messaged "RecklessDog" with such a request. He accepted, and I assuming he knew it was me just roamed off to go find girls somewhere. Then, today, this happened. http://www.alligatorsoft.com/images/jim.jpg Jim is "Caps_Lock_Pawn", I am "Pirate_53-," and "Caps_lock_king" is either Cassie Kamischke or Paul Reeves, im not sure.

November 3rd, 2004

09:41 am: AAHAHAHAH THIS LIVEJOURNAL IS STILL UP

September 22nd, 2004

01:59 pm: I met such an noncomformist today. I recognized him for the rebal he is by his shirt: proudly displaying an angry looking chicken with the message "Go Pluck yourself." Then I noticed what he was smoking: a peppermint cigarette, and I couldnt help but wonder if he was some sort of god, or as Julian suggests, an upper level shade(perhaps even Ghozer himself)?

September 8th, 2004

11:34 pm: An exerpt from the paper I have to peer-edit

Asians typically have yellow skin; thin, brown eyes; and dark hair. Africans are usually very dark with broad noses; brown eyes; and black, coarse hair. Europeans, on the other hand, are generally pale with a variety of hair tints and an assortment of eye colors.

My older sister, Kristin, was in a 4 year relationship with a Chinese man. She has always been the one to check the “No Response” box when asked to report her race. She is a strong believer that race is an irrelevant physical characteristic and should not be considered in any poll or application. I, a naïve and sheltered white upper-middle class girl, always thought Kristin’s defensive nature was caused by embarrassment. It seemed to me as though she was almost denying to herself that the person that she was involved with was of a different race. I admittedly had never been close to anyone outside of the boundaries of my own race and remained puzzled by her passion to deny her boyfriends color. I became very enlightened when I asked her to explain to me why she was so sensitive about race. Immediately following my inquiry she became defensive, as if I were threatening her position and challenging its’ value. She never tried to justify herself with the things I had obviously heard before like, “He’s no different than you and me,” and “It’s what is on the inside that counts.” Instead, she explained that she and her boyfriend would never be the normal romance. Anyone with eyes would notice a difference between them. If someday they had children, the children would be of a questionable descendance, a mixture of races somehow denying the parents the “she looks just like her …” comments. I concluded that my original assumptions had no merit. Kristin was not embarrassed of her Asian partner; she was ashamed of the naïve American, like me, who saw her relationship with someone of another race as anything but normal. Race is not something that can be easily hidden. Any man that can see can see the different appearances of Americans having different heritage, it just doesn’t look the same. To date there is no plastic surgery that can turn a black man white or a white man black.

September 6th, 2004

01:17 pm: you know who really piss me off
Girls who think they can hit on anything and everything just to get what they want. Its fucking ridiculous. They lead you and everyone else on in some strange attempt to get everyone to compete over them, and wonder why you are mad/just ignoring them.

Powered by LiveJournal.com